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Red Musket

To insert a piece of Popping Candy, most notably Pop Rocks, into the urethra and proceed to be pushed down by a Sounding instrument. It is named after the action of reloading a muzzle-loaded long gun- also known as the Musket.
I finally convinced my husband to try the Red Musket! He said it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by repetitivedango February 25, 2023
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Red Devils

Orangey/Red Pubic hairs left behind on the toilet, after a heterosexual male ginger goes to the restroom.
God damn it, Eric, you left some Red Devils in the bathroom again.
by Definition Maker 12 July 3, 2018
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red Batman Paradox

The moment in ones life when one meets a degenerate that likes to groom little girls and hates anime
person 1: hey i just met this degenerate, he likes grooming little girls and hates anime.

person 2: yikes, sounds like the red Batman Paradox to me.
by le bruh moment April 19, 2021
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People in north end in red house 7th grade is all hoes!!! Idk y but they jus love when ppl call them that must be they name but they can break up and go out with another person the next day( cough cough a girl name jeryianetee or however tf u spell it)
by Glllttt powwww June 14, 2018
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Red Wing Lieutenant

When your partner is menstruating. go down on her and begin eating her out. then give her a big wet kiss after. congrats, you just became a red wing lieutenant.
friend: why us ur face covered in blood?
me: i just become a red wing lieutenant!
by papachapo June 21, 2019
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Red Storm

"Aw man, just found out my friend is a Red Storm"
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Red Crewmate

Some bitch from twitter that wanted someone to do this
I can’t believe Red Crewmate is demanding someone do this. How lame. He should do it himself”
by RapierEnbyDumbass November 18, 2020
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