welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Marks penis from Mars

A huge mountainformation on Mars that is called "Marks Penis From Mars". The Name comes from the person who saw this awesome mountainformation first...

Its a Definition for a special and huge type of men's joystick

Wie look at that Body...did you see that awesome Marks Penis From Mars?

by Wastlwastl July 27, 2017

penis genuis

Someone who thinks with their dick or someone very eroticaly efficient with male genitalia

I tried to tell him she was cheeting but he’s a penis genuis

by Bush breath January 14, 2021

penis fillers

filling the penis

butthole mc penis fill me penis fillers

by ABDULAHS PENIS March 16, 2019

penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary

Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny

by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

Penis

a long dangling object in between a man's legs that william strader doesn't have

Wow, that nigga hausman got no dick!

Look at my penis.

by westonthegangster999 October 7, 2021