An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever
by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017

A very rare 'filler' sentence, mostly used for expressing an expression to a certain feeling, object, etc. (ex. banger, mood, etc...)
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'
Jay: "What's the best song you've ever listened to?"
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."
by Paleo1523 October 10, 2023

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.
by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021
