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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Penis

Its part of the human male body,nothing else to do with it then pee right?
Hey im peeing can u stop looking at my 13 inch penis?
by XxrobloxiscoolxX March 31, 2022
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Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long
Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long
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Penis Water

Penis Water is the juicy juice inside of your penis that people drink like Mountain Dew.
"My Penis has been producing alot of Penis Water lately".
by D'Andre M Bradford December 2, 2022
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Penis Fever

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time
The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever
by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017
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Banban Penis

A very rare 'filler' sentence, mostly used for expressing an expression to a certain feeling, object, etc. (ex. banger, mood, etc...)
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'
Jay: "What's the best song you've ever listened to?"
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."
by Paleo1523 October 10, 2023
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Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.
Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.
by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021
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