take your wig off

Stop lying, stop hiding thing

I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!

by BossBur September 22, 2018

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big fuck off jeep

A jeep driven by some 40 year old rich prick who doesn’t know how to drive over 40km/h and takes up the whole road .

Look at your wan driving the big fuck off jeep

by Surelook February 12, 2023

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Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.

"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

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A tongue-in-cheek name for rust removal duty (ferrous oxide being the precursor to rust on steel objects), especially on Navy ships, playing on the vivid contrast between the tedious and highly unpleasant nature of the duty, involving the use of wire brushes and toxic chemicals often under a blazing sun, compared to the delightful, carefree leisure tableau depicted by the three teen protagonists of the 1986 Matthew Broderick film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."

Chief Petty Officer: It's your lucky day, sailor -- two weeks of Ferrous Oxide's Day Off starting at eight bells.

Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.

Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.

by FitofPeak2 September 28, 2023

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