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Walking cum stain

A useless human being that should have been either swallowed or wiped away.
I’m having to re-do all of Karen’s work.

She is useless, a walking cum stain.
by Jessica2025 March 6, 2025
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Cum

Martyna was sitting across from me. I stared at her pussy for 15 minutes before she noticed. I looked away. She gets up and starts to take off her clothes. I pretend to be confused and she asks if i can help her undress which i do. she takes me to the bedroom. She takes off my trousers and gets of top of me. Martyna: Your mine. I slowly insert my large erected penis into her ass. Her: Oh yes daddy yes. I flip her around, spread her legs as far as i can. Her: please cum in me. I stick my cock inside of her. In and out as fast as i can. Her: dont you dare stop fucking me until you cum. Before she could finish i was already creaming her tight pussy. Then, finally, she got on top of my face and started to ride my tongue which made her squirt her warm pussy juices all over my face and into my mouth. She got off and gave me a blowjob. She gargled on my cock for 20 minutes as loud as possible.
Martyna is good at taking cum.
by pusock December 21, 2021
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Cum-fetti

When fun sprays everywhere like confetti.
Hey man it's a cum-fetti party tonight
by Nonce cunt May 25, 2018
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Cum dumpster

by Mypeanutwithnutcancer February 7, 2020
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Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup”

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup
by 1/2$Penny July 3, 2022
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he cums radiation

Deepest most relatable lyrics ever sung
Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr
by SnotSlurper January 19, 2024
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CUM

The Legendary Canada, United states, and mexico union!
John: i'm going to CUM!
Kevin: have a good time in there!
John:You bet! Im gonna SWIM in the CUM public pools!
by Yormother January 24, 2023
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