friend

a fucking bitch that is never there when you need them and stabs you in the back and all on reapeat leaves you with no friends

"hey" what stupid bitch go die in a hole" friend 1 :.....

by oofer4l January 11, 2021

Friend

Someone you hate, who hangs out with you, only because they have no friends and think it's ok to crash your outings.

Friend 1: I love coming to Starbucks1 *They'd smile.*
Friend 2: Me too! This place is a second home for me! *Grins until they saw the "friend".
Me: Oh hell naw, guys we gots to go.

by SweetAndSaltyIt'sSkyler March 14, 2018

hug your best friends day

January 12th is the day where you hug all of your closest friends!

them: why did you hug me?
you: because it’s hug your best friends day!

by bingoboingoo January 12, 2023

Friend

1-real
2-fake

A:be my friend pls
B:(ready for the choice that change ur life)

by I don’t have any name February 22, 2021

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

Cuddling as friends

Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing

John: Are you guys dating?

Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends

by Tanner:)) January 19, 2021

Suck friend

A friend who sucks.

Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."

by brooklynlikespizza April 25, 2022