Nutella nut

Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it

Bro I had some good ass Nutella nut yesterday you should try it sometime

by A big ass nigga with a duck February 02, 2018

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your rolled up wacky-tobacky

That slug-nut ruined my f-ing lifeee.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

slug-nut

When a slug cums all over your blunt/joint.

That slug-nut ruined my fuckin blunt bruh.

by slug-nut conisurer May 20, 2021

Slug Nuts

When your balls hang so low that they drag on the ground

"Bro can you help me out, i need a banana hammock for my slug nuts, them shits are draggin and hurt like hell."

by darkstar0008 November 09, 2023

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 September 09, 2017

crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 08, 2018

Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.

Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.

by skkkys March 22, 2024