WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless
- Hey, what day is it?
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!
- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!
- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!
by gcage June 14, 2023
Get the national dress up like your coworker mug.A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 16, 2023
Get the Sounds like water's traveling through your balls mug.It means to speed over potholes.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
Get the Driving like Holy Family mug.When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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Get the perf like jurph mug.Go fuck yourself bitch. Say something likable and I'll like it if I feel like it. You're like a fucking panhandler except NOT treated with contempt by the broader society.
Shit head "Hit that like button!"
Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
Hym "Do I answer to you!? Does Joe Rogan beg for likes? Did you say something that I liked just there? Do you know? Did the people who looked you up leave a like? There. There are your likes motherfucker. It's implicit in the act of asking for likes that you don't have faith in your work. YOU KNOW that you're trying to artificially inflate the perception of your content by pleading with people to hit the like WHEN THEY OTHERWISE WOULDN'T WISEASS. Do I do that? I couldn't people to stop liking it if I tried. Literally. You know you're a bum for that. I'll hit the like button if I feel like hitting the like button. What have you done for me? Not a single thing. I didn't by the way. I didn't hit the like button. I had an open mind about it when the video started and then you started asking for likes and now you better hope you say something profound. Which you won't. Let's see YOUR Netflix anime adaptation ya fuckin chump."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2023
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Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"
Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"
Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
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