The new toxic masculinity. When someone assumes you’re homophobic/transphobic because your child doesn’t watch SpongeBob (gay animated icon) or wear rainbow. Getting angry because you’re not gay too. And acts like you’re the bad guy.
David: why doesn’t your child watch SpongeBob ?
Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.
Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.
David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.
Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.
David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.
David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!
Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.
Jayce: because their not even one years old yet and not alert enough to watch an older kid cartoon.
David: that’s bullshit. They’re old enough to watch SpongeBob. You just don’t want them watching SpongeBob because he’s a gay icon now.
Jayce: No, they’re attention span is too short. They only like big bold shapes and slow learning.
David: that’s not true at all! They can watch SpongeBob.
Jayce: SpongeBob is for 8 year olds or older… baby is too young.
David: *goes into a long rant about old town road being about gay sex and how it’s so popular, but people don’t realize it’s about gay sex and letting their kids listen to it.*
Jayce: Yeah, maybe. I like that song. It’s a really good song.
David: your child is old enough for SpongeBob!
Jayce: bro you’re too toxic gay pride. Back off.
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