by TheRealRat(Yes I am Real) December 2, 2020
Get the Jump off my Couch mug.AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.
WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names
Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"
by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020
Get the Great british bake off mug.temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity..........Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype... Facebook.
Synonym:
To Be Electronically Grounded.
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by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011
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Chief Petty Officer: It's your lucky day, sailor -- two weeks of Ferrous Oxide's Day Off starting at eight bells.
Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.
Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.
Sailor: Aye-aye, Chief.
Chief Petty Officer: And don't ask my daughter out again.
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