Cat

An animal people keep as a pet

Guy 1:I want a cat for a pet
Guy 2:let's go to the pet store then

by Furry animal June 21, 2022

Death Cat

When your feline friend sadly passes and is deceased, it will come back to life from the grave (or wherever you’d put it’s body) and be called “Death Cat”

“AHH! Your Death Cat is disgusting!” - Some Guy Off The Street

by Someone_Randum June 21, 2022

Cat

Just there not doing anything

Look at my cat he’s sleeping

by My bfs dumb June 22, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

cat

loveing and amasing !

i love my cat

by anonymous February 19, 2022