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Gay cliff diving

When two straight males are depressed enough to make the decision that old age isn't going to take them out. So they buy out their local drug dealers, put all of the drugs into a finely mixed milkshake. Stick 2 straws in that cup and start their last journey with a mouth full of meth, coccaine, numerous pharmaceuticals, and sea salt and carmel flavored ice cream. After consuming the heavily drugged mixture of ice cream in liquid form they then tie their long penises together in a double fishers knot and simultaneously do a cartwheel off of the biggest cliff in the state of Virginia hopefully leading to the death of both gentlemen without shitting on each other which happens quite frequently when someone passes away.
Did you hear about Jim and Adam going gay cliff diving the other night. I heard they got the job done without either of them defecating at all. Classy to the end.
by Jimmie Choo May 8, 2023
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super gay overlord

super gay overlord is someone who is extremely gay to the point were they become the overlord of THE gays.
King Robert: Hey, that guy is kind of cute.
Steven: dude, don't be a super gay overlord.
King Robert: Oh shit, you're right.
by big gay overlord July 29, 2018
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Southern gay cut

When a white male that lives in the south has a haircut typically called a “mullet”
Hay Jim, why does your son have a southern gay cut?
by Silent_0 July 4, 2022
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Act gay day.

You have to act gay/lesbian or if you already gay are you have to act straight the whole day it doesn't matter what the situation is you just have to act like that.
Hi, I want to be your boyfriend. Dude, what the heck you are gay? No. Its the Act gay day.
Hi, I want to be your girlfriend. I-, what? You're lesbian? No. Its the Act lesbian day.
etc.
by coolguy681523467 November 17, 2020
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Sparkles the gay rapper

A rapper that raps about Gay things, such as Gay sex, Penis, Cum, and more. He is a very good rapper unlike Hxyzeria
Sparkles the gay rapper is such a good rapper! I pre ordered his upcoming album.
by $parkles October 11, 2020
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Ur mom gay

The ultimate phrase that can destroy someone for life, and even tear a hole in the fabric of the space time continuem.
Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: *dies internaly*
by RandomStuffs_YT June 2, 2019
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Schrödinger's Gay Man

A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
by Onesquawkyboi August 4, 2023
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