Cat

THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! {cute and soft}

I got a new cat

by J the denki fan May 16, 2021

Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.

The cat wants some shit but I don't know what! Help!

by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

Cleo the Cat

A phrase used to describe a feline owned by a respected, knowledgeable member of society. This is used in formal conversation, referring to the pet of an intelligent person or family.

Cleo the Cat is owned by Patrick Lewis

by Jack Barnacles July 5, 2024

Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.

mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice

by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

Tesla Cat

A very lazy thing that sleeps all the time. Only gets up to eat and poop. (It is allergic to drip especially dripy hats) (Looks like a cow)

Aw man tesla cat woke up for something that isnt eating?

by bigfatratcat August 3, 2021

Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.

The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.

by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022

drinking cat's blood

When you eat a girl out during her period.

I thought his tongue was red after having a glass of Hawaiian Punch, but he was actually just finished drinking cat's blood

by Your Everyday Psychopath June 7, 2016