Double Abortion

Putting two pieces of gum in one’s mouth at the same time

Person 1: “Hey man, do you want a piece of gum?”
Person 2: “ Can I have two instead? I’m tryna pull a double abortion”

by MeatPony October 4, 2018

Double Couch

A couch, stacked on top of a couch with cup holders and even a mini refrigerator.

Jeff : *sitting on the top of the double couch* *takes a sip of the soda and sets it back into the cup holder* *takes a jar of pickles out of the mini refrigerator*

Basically.

by Taco_Guru May 15, 2014

double cherries

A ubiquitous form of fallacious argument, either verbal, textual, or in the form of an image meme, in which one presents the worst possible example of a category they don't like (can anything from political groups to music), and the best possible example of a category they do like, and uses this to suggest a qualitative difference between the two categories.

From the term "cherry picking", meaning to pick out a single example of an instance that fits your argument, while ignoring the many more that don't.

Music back then: (Lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody)
Music today: (Lyrics to Run the World)
"There was garbage music back then, and there's good music today. That's just double cherries."

by IndigoFenix December 9, 2021

double bakers dozen

When you proceed to throw back a double bakers dozen of beers with the boys. Typically involves drinking the local beer, namely coors banquet while in denver

After last nights bar crawl we should run it back on the double bakers dozen

by ShitmalianHunterXXX December 20, 2024

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Double Dipped

The process of dipping your nail twice into a jar of dip powder from doubledipnails to get the best color to stand out.

Jane: My nails look so boring what did I do wrong?
Rob: Did you try double-dip it again?
Jane: Double Dipped these dip nails is so much better

by MelissaGDFW December 30, 2020

double ham salute

bending over, dropping pants and spreading cheeks

when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute

by bullet88 October 10, 2008