Super cum man

When Superman cums

I’m super cum man

by Daisyfan950 May 20, 2023

Cum

A white substance that comes out of your penis when it gets longer and harder from excessive motion (also known as erection). Within the cum are sperm cells that eventually meet with egg cells in the female to form a fetus. If you want to prevent this, wear a condom.

Kid: Why was my pee white?

Dad: That’s cum, son.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Cum

A refreshing beverage

Normally served at restaurants and cafes before meals

Waiter: “What would you like?”

Guy: “ooh I wouldn’t mind drinking your cum”

by Igetbitxhes December 3, 2023

Cum

The white stuff I put on your mom.

Your mom made me cum.

by bob1234657sex April 13, 2022

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up

"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"

by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 2, 2024

Cum gun

A penile erection which ejaculates cum...

Damn my cum gun goes wack when I see Sarah!

by Papi_lebron September 18, 2018