ethans dick

A small non-furry twig that sits in his faggoty skinny jeans.

Ethans dick is a small twig.

by Equinox Redx May 4, 2016

dick slip

to send, or "slip", someone a picture of your dick, possible by several means one of them being through sexting

Girl: I got dick slipped by that creeper yesterday!
Friend: What a perv! He just wants to get laid.

by thepeepster October 15, 2009

No Dick December

The event of No Dick December requires all participants to refrain from masturbating from December 1st until 12:01 AM January 1st.

*December 1st*
Anthony: Hey dude let's do no dick december
John: oh fo sho
Anthony: I gotta sleep over at your house over winter break though or I'll just wank it day and night

by Mugga Mugson December 7, 2009

turtle dick

What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.

Oh my god! I have turtle dick.

The water is so cold I got turtle dick

by Daren August 18, 2003

pimple dick

when genital warts are on ones dick. causeing the dick to appear pimply
or when ones dick is as big as a pimple

1. ewww, my dick is all pimply. haha u have a pimple dick.
2. i hope i dont get a pimple dick
3. omg i heard johny has a pimple dick. haha and he told me it was big

by fredthefish December 9, 2008

dick wart

above average insult to someone who you don't like, especially effective if said to a female - preferbly your whining girlfriend

what the f*ck you talking about now, ya dick wart

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006

dick puppet

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature

omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?

by zertzarm March 16, 2009