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I Like Your Boots

I Like Your Boots
Sit at Primanti Brothers and yell to everyone "I Like Your Boots"

Even if they don't have boots on YELL IT NOW BITCH
YOU=Funny if say I Like Your Boots
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.
Were you brewed like beer
by Death Menace March 9, 2023
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She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.
"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"

"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"
by anonymous March 9, 2023
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You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.
CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!
by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023
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Words are like bullets

I let them pass right through me.
Hym "Get it? Words are like bullets? Cuz you're like the midget from South Park in that one episode. Except instead of like, just a regular little person, you're like a mental midget... In comparison to me... Right? Because I'm like one of the greatest minds to have ever loked and you're not? Get it?"
by Hym Iam March 13, 2023
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Live Like An Angel Die Like a Devil

Every night I'm in a different town
I'm the kind that likes to get around
Living fast I'm on the run
I take my chances 'cause I'll only die young
Live like an angel die like a devil
Got a place in hell reserved for me
Live like an angel die like a devil
Gonna burn in hell that's where I'm gonna be

I got no worries I don't care what I do
I'm gonna walk all over you
Loving hard and getting high
Hell's the place I'm gonna die
You hear me coming just get out of my way
I'm here tomorrow and I'm gone today
The path I'm heading got no easy track
I got the devil riding on my back
by Death Menace March 15, 2023
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