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Scary kid

by P_wing December 23, 2020
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dadecounty kid

*Sees several kids with their pants sagging and throwing up gang signs at each other*

Me: I hate seeings these dadecounty kids acting like gangsters thinking they're the shit
by xdJordxn August 14, 2021
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sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021
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kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.
I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!
by Janatan September 6, 2023
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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.
“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school
by Lobster Money May 23, 2025
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sephora kids

one of the most annoying group of gen alphas ever, they're usually girls and they take trips to Sephora regularly to get skincare & makeup that's not even meant for them. they also harass the employees & random strangers
me: *taking a thing of retinol from sephora*
sephora kids: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RETINOL!!!!11!
me: bruh
by cooolestpersonalive July 2, 2024
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