Cletus, Cletus, Cletus... I wouldn't have cummed in you last night if it hadn't been for the Alabama Baby Steps.
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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Get the baby girl jenna mug.Possibly the worst insult thinkable. It is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, ur grandpap a trap, and ur family tree LGBT combined and to the 219th power.
Bill: “ur mom gay.”
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
John: “no u, ur dad lesbian.”
Bill: “well, ur granny tranny.”
John: “no, ur sister a mister.”
Bill: “then ur brother a mother.”
John: “ur grandpap a trap.”
Bill: “ur family tree LGBT.”
*Both in tears now*
John: “UR BABY MAYBE!”
Bill: “what have you done?!”
*Bill and anyone related to Bill explode, the sun starts moving a billion miles per hour around the earth, the entire solar system stops working, the galaxy loses all its stars and lights, and even the black hole in the center dissappears, and finally, the entire universe implodes*
by UrBabyMaybe May 16, 2018
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Get the babys blue eyes mug.1.) Doing something so well and so captivating that people will want to straight up have sex with you.
2.) Literally take their infant and throw it at you. Probably hurting the infant more than you.
2.) Literally take their infant and throw it at you. Probably hurting the infant more than you.
Mike: If you can pull this off, the girls will throw babies at you left and right!
Matt: Don't worry I got this.
Matt: Don't worry I got this.
by InterestinglyEnough June 30, 2017
Get the throw babies at you mug.A grown man in power or authority or one who achieves power or authority in a company usually via management, networking, or affiliation then begins to behave much like a spoil child or a high school bully. Nothing will make them grow up again until someone shoves their face in their own shit much like one has to do to train a cat or dog not to shit inside. Or until legal or HR catches up with their rampant bullshit and immature behavior.
Wow I'm sick of all these corporate baby men I wish anyone in this company had some balls or integrity.
by money beard May 9, 2018
Get the corporate baby men mug.When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.
by DaddyTangerine March 9, 2018
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