Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

cat

this thing

cat

by Common Boganasaurus June 9, 2018

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you’ve ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

uwu cat

who even made this exist, im gomma kms!!!!!!!!!(/&%+^'+%%&/()=

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by neonpaer March 26, 2025

Cat

a small furry mammal with sword hands that uses you as a slave.

This is my cat, Chuck

by yourchunkycat June 21, 2021

Cats

A fluffy and adorable mammal with fucking knives in its feet and are actually THE SPAWN OF FUCKING SATAN

Cats are adorable but odd creatures who are very two-faced

by Just a lonely thing May 29, 2021

Cat Dick

Old military term for Vienna sausage

Are they still serving horse cock and cat dick on the ship?

by SiL3Nt J September 11, 2023