Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cat

the devil under the furry coat

um... there's a cat?

by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020

Water Cat

When a land cat enters a watery domain, the cat shall hence forth be known as a water cat.

Hey man is that a dead cat in the water?
Nahh mate, that's a water cat. He be bloatin', he be floatin'.

by Amanda Huggankis November 13, 2019

cat

a creature that is only meant to annoy you.

Im so annoyed by that stupid cat!

by thebigeeee June 27, 2020

Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 26, 2021

cat

a cat is a demon come to earth by means not known and the creepy ladies who keep them as pet
s are just stupid kill all cats.

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ah its a cat shoot it

by bob123456789009876543211234567 May 28, 2019

Cat Clan

A group of furries that identify themselves as cats, their leader is Lunar.

Person 1: "Hey check out these people I met on the internet"
Person 2: "That's the Cat Clan"

by Nousenpaihahahaha May 22, 2021