New Age

A clan on Lineage 2 and World of Warcraft. The greatest clan ever!

"Dude, did you join New Age on Lineage 2?"
"No they told me I'm too much of a N00b"

by FreakyPeaceOmeat March 22, 2019

new jersey tornado

Slapping a girl with your dick until unconscious

I gave a girl and New Jersey tornado and left her in an alley.

by Gsamm October 15, 2013

new jercan

A Puerto Rican born in New Jersey

He's not Puerto Rican or New Yorican. He's from Trenton NJ. He's a New Jercan.

by TX Pete May 10, 2023

Papua New Guinea Tailpipe

Getting gangbanged by exactly 27 men in Papua New Guinea while sticking your penis in a lubed up tailpipe

I just Papua New Guinea tailpiped

by The Papua New Guinea tailpiper April 23, 2025

Fox News

A bunch of clowns who do nothing but yell at each other

Fox News tends to be a very biased network

by Some Fatass on the Internet June 19, 2025

New Jersey - Part 6

Last part, part 6 of how amazing NJ is which I can't put all in 1 part because of the character limit.I feel like you're about to say "Oh this guy talks so much about jersey" Yes. I talk about Jersey. I FUCKING LOVE JERSEY. IT'S MY STATE. Our state motto would be "Unwarranted Confidence, Unlimited Attitude." WE LOVE OUR STATE. WE ARE PROUD LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS AND WE WILL STAY LIKE THAT. Also yes we have very amazing school system, better than something like Alabama's or Idaho's, we keep our state not smelly (granted, part of the GS parkway can get smelly but that space takes up like 5% of the state, which is not much.) Also yes Toyota is pretty much the only car you see. We have a very high Asian Population (That includes countries that aren't china btw) and we probably have at least 90% of all the emo kids in the country.
I have a lot more to say about our amazing state but I'm getting tired of typing and I've spent like almost an hour on this shit, so bye bitches i might make a continuation with parts 7-12 sometime if I get really bored but don't expect me to.

That's the end of New Jersey - Part 6 (and the end of this huge ass thing)

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

New Burnside

A little town, well a village, in the fucked up state of Illinois. It is very small

HISTORY-named after some general, Ambrose Burnside i think, that fought in the Civil War.

WHATS THERE?-It is very boring there and has no jobs or anything important to really offer.

WHAT TO DO?-If you are kinda yound, then you should check out the old school. It's a lot of fun if you like to get in trouble. Theres also the cemetary, if you believe in supernatural stuff, like most do in the village, then you can play with Taro Cards there or with an Ouija Board.

WHOS THERE?- That is a damn good question. Whos there? Well, practically no one. Everyone is family with everyone. And they like to keep to themselves. So there arn't very many people to socialize with.

History- New Burnside used to be waaay more popular considering that it was named after a Civil War general, but I don't know what happened. Now we have less than 300 residents....

Whats there- Houses. A few churches. A boring park. A bike trail. A post office. A cemetary. An old broken school. ect.

What to do- Basically, you need imagination and courage in order to have fun. So either be really young and immiture or get ready to run for your life when you trespass.

Whos there- no one...just a reminder

by mmdluvr777 March 23, 2011