Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.
Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.
by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018

by Choppasm July 11, 2018

like a bourbon on the rocks but the ice cubes are made of feces and the bourbon is a dark yellow urine
by bantscants August 14, 2017

Guy 1: I heard you met someone last night
Guy 2: yeah she’s the most caring person ever
Guy 1: wow she sounds awesome
Guy 2: yeah, she’s my little hash brown
Guy 2: yeah she’s the most caring person ever
Guy 1: wow she sounds awesome
Guy 2: yeah, she’s my little hash brown
by Grammatically June 18, 2018
