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A small welsh town, extend from a small welsh market town entirely for the influx of midlanders in the 80’s, giving away the council houses to anyone willing to work in the many factories.

Close to the home of Laura Ashley in neighbouring carno...
Home of the welsh woollen mill
Home of Pryce Jones

Most kids want to leave as soon as they are old enough, few return

Full of miserable people

With a few enthusiastics scattered for good measure.

Most people are on benifts (they don’t like to work)

Massive drug problems (well when there’s nothing to do ... just get high) 😂
More charity shops than high street shops
It’s a great place to live ... said no one ever...
Newtown? Never heard of it ... oh wait yeah I drive though it on the way to the beach

Newtown god yeah I know it, terrible traffic I drive though on the way to the beach

Newtown? Nope never heard of it
Is it close to Welshpool? yeah I know Welshpool

Newtown? Wow that’s in the middle of nowhere!

Newtown? The home of that build building Pryce Jones? Is it still there?

Ahh yeah my aunt used to work in kay’s in Newtown.
Newtown by Tidyinit December 20, 2018
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Kenneth Newton 

The principal of Kahler Middle School. He has the small boy genes and the big gay.
"Report to the office now for being a bad boy" ~ Kenneth Newton
"NEVER!" ~ Caleb Ayi
Kenneth Newton by bigpoppydick1123 October 16, 2019

newblood 

A newbie. (A person that is new to something.) See newbie
That newblood cannot even fire a rifle! Give him some more training before he is deployed to our special operations!
newblood by Anonymous August 3, 2003
A sexually-attractive female newsanchor or reporter on TV. Amount of "babe"-itude is often increased by the heavy amount of makeup, lipstick and teased hair used to attract viewers. Often used as a derisive symbol of the shallowness of TV news, or else as the objects of desire by salivating male viewers.
I know that she's telling us how hundreds of people are being held hostage in the Middle East, but I just can't get past that newsbabe's full, pouting lips and sparkling white teeth.
newsbabe by Down10 May 4, 2006

newmarket ditch 

a suburb in Melbourne's west, best known for its multiculturalism, when people visit newmarket they usually call it a "newmarket ditch"
age - hey Q
Q - eyy
age - are we giving it a newmarket ditch later?
Q - ahaha yeah sounds good bro
newmarket ditch by Geovan April 13, 2008

interesting news 

Interesting news occurs when you're playing Mario Kart Wii online and suddenly realize you've jumped to first place due to disconnecting and will have to find a new line-up.
interesting news by 123 Tawn August 11, 2009

you sound like fox news 

the act of over exaggerating and distorting information
Stop making things up and sensationalizing stories you sound like fox news.