Doing a kazmi

To get married without telling your friends to avoid having to go through with a stag-do

You never guess what Shuaib did, he told us all he was visiting Pakistan with his family and he ended up doing a Kazmi

by Mustafa the great November 21, 2019

To do someone in

The literal meaning of do someone in is to kill someone.

The informal meaning of do someone in is to outperform them in something such as crossing up someone in basketball or a wide receiver juking the cornerback.

Example: Two guys watch Kyrie Irving proceed to do someone in and break their ankles in a basketball game.

One guy says "Damn he just got did in!"

by Orlando-Man October 20, 2025

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

DO THE DAY

words of encouragement helping others to penetrate their entire day with their essence.

It’s morning! Time to DO THE DAY!

by Christo Von Pooperman July 29, 2021

gorfir do the meht!?

cool people who do cool things

"you are just mad because you are angry" - gorfir do the meht!? member R
"mario wasnt thick enough in the new movie" - gorfir do the meht!? member S

by sapphicsapphire April 5, 2023

Doing Gutter Things

v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.

Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things

by mickie_southpaw August 5, 2020

Doing it on the moon

When you have anal sex after injecting heroin Into your penis veins and tonight well be doing it on the moon

I've got a couple girls and tonight were doing it on the moon

by GirthQuakeMan December 24, 2018