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sleeping bag

The act of a bartender when dealing with indecisive patrons where he places his right foot on a rail so his balls are directly in line with the patrons face. Often joined with swaying back and forth by the bartender.
The customers wouldn't decide on a drink so the bartender gave them the sleeping bag.
by gratefulbed November 1, 2006
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Bad bag day

Those days when your handbag is so messy that you are scared someone you don't know will accidentlily notice and think that you are a total mess.
God, I hope I am not in a car accident today. I have such a bad bag day
by E.Fjortoft July 18, 2007
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bag ripped

can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. December 31, 2008
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bag shave

balls to razor. abuse this word like jew and noob. i claim this word, PaperEggs unofficially owns this!

xfire - garoodude

garoodude@yahoo.com
omg what a bag shave

u need a bag shave

ur mom gave me a bag shave last night
by [Paper]Eggs January 1, 2009
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Bag of Chisels

A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden)
A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight holding you down.

What would you do with a bag of chisels...I don't know...EXACTLY
by Sammy Lamanny August 23, 2007
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base bag

Megan is a base bag

That girl that was all over me was a base bag.
by jr-mac June 15, 2007
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Hutch bag

A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.

This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.

The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.

Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.

Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
David: Zach, you love cock.
Zach: Shut up Dick Lick.
David: Good come back, HUTCH BAG!
by David the Native January 12, 2009
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