foreskin cheese

when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance

you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!

by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

Tonsil Cheese

That nasty yellow or tan jello-like stuff you cough up in the morning after you were at a bonfire, smoked too much, or have a cold.

I about threw up when I hocked a mouthful of tonsil cheese this morning.

by Donk McStuffins June 8, 2021

sac cheese

When you cum and some of it gets on your balls and dries up. Sometimes if you're lucky a chick will lick it off for you.

dude, I jerked off hardcore last night, and noticed I had so much sac cheese left over!

by Jacksonator February 7, 2015

CHEESE-CAR

A way up your ass into your bum where Gordon Ramsay eats it with olive oil and paprika

Bruh ayyy cheese-car my nib-*dies

by GRANT HODGKISS October 26, 2019

The Cheese

The Cheese is a slang word for police. This is found in New Zealand, particularly in the Auckland area.

Slow down, The Cheese are on our tails.

by Auntie Henderson February 25, 2023

Summer Ass Cheese

when you're lying in bed all day because it's so hot out and you get thirsty and decide to go to the 7/11 but it's only next door and by the time you get back home it was so hot out your ass is now covered in smelly cheese.

My girl was interested until she smelled my summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Cream cheese and jelly

When you are fucking a girl on her period and you give her a creampie.

My girl was on her period, so I gave her a cream cheese and jelly.

by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016