penis

Your a 12 year old male kid who thought it would be funny to look up the word penis on urban dictionary

Hey Dave I'm going to write penis into urban dictionary its going to be so funny

by unslim shady or lil whale February 23, 2022

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

PENIS BIG

u have a big male reproductive system

girl:you are small
You: No my PENIS BIG
Girl: Ok lets f***

by BIGBOI ;) October 19, 2018

penis

when daddy and mommy love each other a lot, they want to show it physically so daddy puts his penis in mommy’s coin slot

Girl or Boy 1: “Oh my what a penis”
Girl or Boy 2: “I heard he has a small penis”

by tr1xiie June 9, 2024

Penis

Big/small stick in between your legs

I have a small penis

by [e-mail] March 31, 2023

Penis

The part of a male's body that feels good when vibrated

Bro, i gave my gf my penis

by DumbGecko43 May 11, 2021

Shit penis

When your going for a piss and shut starts shooting out in small lumps.

You: “Ahhh what a nice sleep I had time to drain the snake, fucking hell there’s shit coming out my penis. Owwww it hurts so bad that head was next level babe you making me shit penis god damn.”

by ChunkyChestnut March 3, 2022