When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 30, 2023
When one takes their shoes and socks off and Holds onto someone's head with their feet when someone is giving them a blowjob, optionally making monkey noises.
Max managed to get a girl back to his house after the party, when she offered a Blowjob Max then proposed the idea of "The Monkey Grip" She never came back to his house after that.
by Gaybigboy December 20, 2024
A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
David is a butt monkey
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
by Clam pussy December 01, 2018
It's Time to get freaky!!
by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022
by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022