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tea friend 

A friend of a significant other that they spend time with as friends (i.e. get tea, etc), but you know they've hooked up.
Guy 1: Hey, where's your girlfriend tonight?
Guy 2: She's out with her tea friend....
Guy 1: Oh no! Do you think anything is going on?
Guy 2: It's probably ok, they stopped hooking up a year before we started dating.
tea friend by banana2028 May 8, 2011

Ex Bi-friend 

What your bi-friend becomes when you dump him
I saw my Ex Bi-friend with a guy three hours after he hit on A chick.
Ex Bi-friend by "US" January 10, 2010

send this word to a friend 

Hump me in the poop chute babay! I'm all hot and bothered.
Ooooooh, ooooooo yeah. Mmmmmmm, faster.

national punch your short ginger friend day 

its that day! on april 28 give your short little ginger friend a BIG ol slap. :) ;) :') UwU TnT uWu ;-;
"come here" -friend that is not short ginger
"no youre gonna punch me"-short ginger friend
"it's national punch your short ginger friend day ;)" - non ginger friend
"AAAHHHHH" - ginger loser

pen-friend 

Hey have you seen the pen-friend?
She got a new fuck buddy already?!
pen-friend by vcoolguy November 16, 2015

Friend-in-law 

a person who is a friend of an in-law, but who hates your guts.
jorge:why don't you talk to rebecca?
micheal: she's just a Friend-in-law. I don't owe her any respect.