Cesar the cat

A really annoying cat that won’t shut up

My cat should be named Cesar the cat

by Moses II December 26, 2017

Cats

energetic monsters. they may be cute and funny but on the inside they are evil. the kittens are vicious, when they sleep they pretend to be angels. beware of the kitty demons. some of the many cats in the world are actually angels, but most are demons.

a kitten bit Sarah's hand right after being loved and pet. Sarah often has cats hurt her.

by Kitt777 April 13, 2021

Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod

"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."

by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024

Watermelon Cat

A perfect, gorgeous cat that is grey, sleeps on watermelons(literally) and he's a nice and cute companion. He eats small bites of watermelon.

The watermelon cat is our new god!

by Mudkippz May 2, 2024

Jeremy The Cat

noun

A funny cat man who falls in love with people online.

Jeremy The Cat is quite weird.

by dictionary.com official websit August 29, 2021

chuck the cat

Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.

Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.

by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022

Cat

Cute, furry little friends that are only for a selective few. Cats are real bitches, often rolling over indicating you to pet their belly then proceeding to scratch your eyes out when doing so. But, if they find the right person, you will literally never need anything else. They purr when laying on you to heal you and they can be the most lovable creatures you ever meet. Make sure to feed them or they will ignore you and never EVER rub their bellies <3 unless they consent

Cat person 1: yea I have like 3 cats
Cat person 2: No way! I have 3 cats too, they're the best!

by alien_b!tch November 22, 2021