Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

penis

What I gave your mom last night in bed

Man, last night was the best! Jake's mom was riding my penis!

by treeswing54 April 7, 2018

Penis enlargement pills

Pills a man takes to boost his testosterone and make hi dick bigger

"I use penis enlargement pills and now i fuck lil men with a 12' cock"

by Uk36yeahaight June 12, 2019

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021