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youtube kids

the crutch of modern parenting

if your baby does a poopy in their diaper and you don't wanna clean it up, just slap on Cocomelon. no reason to solve your parenting problems :D
the joke here is me criticizing the stuff youtube kids content includes; as in the types of videos that masquerade as kids content but have topics that are not appropriate for the intended audience

that also goes for the life hack channels; there was one video where a girl replaced the cream in an Oreo cookie with toothpaste and gave it to someone else in class. THAT'S ATTEMPTED POISONING, AND YET THEY'RE PROMOTING THIS AS KIDS CONTENT.
by CarkyAmster June 29, 2024
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poopy furry pink gacha kid

Somebody who is very very retarted and is probably lesbian
poopy furry pink gacha kid is somebody very ugly and retated
by TheRat567BCE April 12, 2024
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Failed kid

This term is used to describe a spiteful child who is impulsive, belligerent, and very stupid. They mainly get these attributes from their irresponsible parents who act just as childish as the minor they raise. Come on, admit it, you’ve met at least one of these kids.
Person: stay back, it’s a failed kid.
Failed kid: *turns around*

yOu dO nOT nO dE wAE.
by Sp00per February 20, 2018
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Poop kid

Typically an adolescent who is overly friendly, shares too many details of their life which are largely fabricated, and wants to be your best friend even though you just met. Often disheveled in appearance with a perpetual red Kool Aid stain around their lips. Another defining characteristic is consuming discarded food (typically sweets) left out in public, not out of hunger, but just on impulse. They lack any form of social awareness and boundaries. Unfortunately, they are often from broken homes and families of neglect.
Hey Eric, you know that cupcake that got left out on the park bench yesterday? I just saw that poop kid who wouldn't leave us alone earlier go over and eat it.
by LifeGivingMagus January 21, 2024
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sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet
tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night
by sour patch kids inc. May 5, 2021
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bi kid supremacy cult

the single best cult
i am part of it
it is inclusive and amazing
here everyone is treated like god minus the prayers
bi kid supremacy cult da best best
by honorary Mexican April 10, 2022
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Black Light Kids

Think of a Scene kid making babies with a Kandi Kids. They dress brightly, wearing many beaded necklaces and bracelets. Wearing weird, random things -- goggles, ect. Nothing about them is subtle -- big hair, makeup, everything. Many things they wear will shine brightly under UV.
Now, where'd the differences between your average teen who dresses up?
They do it everyday, and they make it look good.
Not just pile on as many layers as you can.

:
"We went to a rave last night, and there were some coolio Black Light Kids there"
by Rohh May 29, 2008
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