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Neck Cheese

When you've gone so long without washing underneath your foreskin, that a special rot starts to form, usually made up of different waste such as, mainly remnants of cum and sometimes even piss and dirt. This rot has been nicknamed "cheese". It is most often first formed below the head of the penis or the "neck" which is where the name is derived from.
Person 1: "yo dude i havent washed my dick in like, a week. Theres so much neck cheese now!"

Person 2: "Yeah i can smell that bro, pretty gross not gonna lie. Anyways, can i have taste?"
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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Cheese grinder

Oh, man Wander gave TYer a cheese grinder for getting an F on his test.
by Your muthor February 20, 2022
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Dutch Cheese-Pull

The act of a severely unclean male or woman goes too long without cleansing genitalia, and it grows a yellowish white milky substance like smegma but not quite smegma. this normally occurs with nasty ass white niggas
“i almost hit but she spread her lips and it turned into a Dutch Cheese-Pull”
by JWG419 April 4, 2024
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cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite May 20, 2018
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squirrely cheese

When u don't wash your ass for three weeks and this cheese like substance comes out and your sexual partner licks it out
My girlfriend licked my squirrely cheese until she threwup
by Smelly Bon bons September 3, 2016
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Philadelphia Cheese Grater

A type of cup stack in beer pong where the only 3 cups remaining are the front cup and the 2 back corner cups, creating 3 separate islands. This type of stack can be called during the one allowable restack by a player or team that is feeling extra confident and would like to show off, but can also occur naturally. If this stack occurs on its own by a player or team that has hit the 3 cups that are not a part of the Philadelphia Cheese Grater, it is referred to as a "Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater." When a Natural Philadelphia Cheese Grater occurs the the team shooting at the stack can no longer use their restack for the remainder of the game.
"I can't miss tonight so I'm gonna call a Philadelphia Cheese Grater and I'll still beat you!"
by Diablo Mustard Tiger November 25, 2023
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