Cat

(k-ah-t); noun

This term can be used to describe two different meanings:
1. A demonic being ready to attack at any moment before you can think
2. The most adorable little fluff ball on earth that will beg and beg to be pet

These two meanings, surprisingly, can describe the same creature over the course of just ten minutes. This dramatic change can happen by doing only one thing; feeding them. Now, if you own one of these peculiar creatures and it is not feeding time yet, please, please run and hide. Unless you are willing to have an enormous scratch across your forehead and a cat sat on top of your dead body, of course.

"the cat sat on my homework" or "look at your cat! He is so cute!" or "RUN. Steve hasn't had his treats yet.."

by BROCCOLIMONSTER June 4, 2025

Outside Cat

A female who’s frivolous throughout the night but you know she’ll always be home in the morning: the man is always a cuck

Brian’s wife is an outside cat, we don’t know if those children are his

by Gay boul June 4, 2025

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

cat

a way of saying "person or people" mainly used in the 60s and 70s

"Man that is one cool cat"

by anonymous April 2, 2024

The cat's claw

A British idiom which describes an arched eyebrow entailing confusion or judgment.

Sally gave James the cat's claw when asking where he was last night. James could not tell if this was a look of confusion or judgment.

by EricTaylor_28 April 6, 2024

cat

Ninjas with little blades in their paws.
They may look cute on the surface, but they are little devils.
cats. just cats.

cats are awesome
OH DID THAT CAT JUST MURDER HER!???!!?

by a_random_student_08 April 9, 2024

Cat beater

Those demons that beat yo’ cat to the ground.

My boyfriend is the best cat beater around.

by lovelypanda610 April 9, 2024