When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
Micheal: “I found a rock!”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
Rory: “So fucking cool.. Do You Want a Cookie?”
Micheal: “I love cookies!”
Rory: “….”
by she’s mine. January 22, 2024
The crowning achievement of every sexually active college student in Worcester, MA. In order to Do the Woo, one must have sex with a student from each of the city's nine colleges (Assumption, Becker, Clark, Holy Cross, MCPHS, QCC, UMass Med, WPI, WSU).
Tamalito: I just need to find willing people from Quinsig and AssCo and I'll be done with my Worcester College Fuck-it List!
Gigs: You mean you're gonna Do the Woo??
Tamalito: Yeh...
Gigs: You mean you're gonna Do the Woo??
Tamalito: Yeh...
by ProfessrGigs November 11, 2015
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by john stromboli January 04, 2025
While tripping acid, hold a 2nd wedding ceremony with on the spot vows and charades before sexing like rabbits
by Whitetrash cunttt June 13, 2019