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There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
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Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.
The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.
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Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
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Monkey

The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF

(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
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Bowl Monkey

Someone who proudly has a bowl cut and just has tht monkey twang to themselves.
The monkey can occasionally be dropped and it still has the same meaning.
Can be offensive depending on context
He’s such a fucking bowl monkey.
Why do you keep pissing me off? Stop being such a bowl
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Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.
"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"
by twookie September 16, 2022
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