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health nut

A health nut is someone who is crazy about losing weight and sticking to strict diets.
My dad is a total health nut. He keeps saying I should lose weight and stop eating certain things! But all he does is make me MAD! And I want to wreck him for making me be a health nut!
by LooneyTunerIan April 6, 2025
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Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly
I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off
by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024
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nut perfection

When someone or something is so perfect that one can ejaculate (often referred to as "nutting") in their pants from sight of this beauty.
Jesse: "Did you listen to the song I sent you"
Tony: "Yeah, it was to nut perfection"
by BakedInSyrup November 26, 2017
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Nut

When you jerk your johnson, choke your chicken yank your yoke, manhandle your member, stroke your string bean, and a white fluid fires out your pp and hopefully into a hot chicks cooch
by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022
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get dun nutted on

(Anthony loses his cities)
Patrick: get dun nutted on
by Pappyzz January 14, 2018
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