thats cool I guess

1. Thats cool I guess we're best friends so well, awkward.
2. Thats cool I guess I like you but it isnt often people say that to me.
3. Thats cool I guess I'm not paying attention.

Etc. Etc.

Katie: well I like you.
Jaden: thats cool I guess.....

by Cambria S January 14, 2008

I take my leave

A polite way of saying goodbye.

John: The coffee was great Mark, my compliments.
Mark: You are being too kind. Do you want some cookies?
John: I'm sorry, but I have a meeting in a few minutes, I take my leave.

by AlbertM August 15, 2009

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021

I Wanna Love You

A lowkey phrase you say when you’re tryna fuck someone. But you wanna say it in a sweet way. Well here you have it folks. “I wanna love you” sounds way better than “ I wanna fuck you”. Just make sure you do it right and tight.

“Hey, Nelly I love so much. I wanna love you tonight.”

by SaltyGoon November 12, 2018

because I said so

Some bullshit excuse yo mama use to make you do shit.

Mom: Go do them dishes. Y/N:Why? Mom:Because I said so.

by ThatRedDragon July 31, 2021

S-i-m-p

Squirrels in my pants. When something is making you jump

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Coolbeanz14 April 14, 2019

Hey guys, I guess that's it

Some mind-blowing last words, said by Ronnie McNutt on Facebook live before pointing a rifle (not a shotgun, it was a rifle) to his chin and shooting himself, literally blowing out his mind.

Ronnie McNutt: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
*Ringtone Noises*
*BANG*
*More Ringtone Noises*

by DrBrad July 16, 2023