Penis

Something a guy wants to use one day

You want to use your penis for sex yes?

by Leigh Brian King August 8, 2019

Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

penis

someting you look up when you are bored as fuck

hey im bored as fuck

im gonna google the word penis

by ieatass247 November 8, 2021

the penis game

a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:

- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.

failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!

wanna play the penis game?

by loonafan45 August 13, 2022

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 17, 2020

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021