National be a bitch day

On national bitch day you have a pass to be a absolute bitch to anyone you see their are no exceptions girls can be a bitch too

National be a bitch day is the best because I get to be a bitch to anyone I want

by JaskoDoubleCool October 16, 2019

Cheese Weasel Day

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009

Veterns Day

Boner, Harding of your lower hat, Shift Stick in gear 6, Erection

Guy #1: Sean that girl was so hot she gave me a Veterns Day
Guy #2: F#$K did you get the cunts number Adam

by Adam Dieterman September 25, 2007

day of defeat source

The 2nd version of Day of Defeat (DoD) franchise (preceded by DoD 1.3) a WWII online first person shooter.

Better known as; VALVe ruins another classic game, also see Counter Strike Source.

Joe: Yay, killed by another noob with a fucking thompson running in circles holding mouse1.
Roma: dude fucking day of defeat source sucks how many times do we have to tell you that.
Jimmy: Lual

by befumo January 15, 2009

National Rape Day

This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!

Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"

by kitsune15 April 15, 2021

National Dick Day

As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!

“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”

by Olive12 May 24, 2018

No Context Message Day

February 9th is national no context message day, a day where everyone can put a message with no context into every DM and server their in on Discord.

Hey today's no context message day, you know what that means.
with that said
put thing instead of think :pensive:

by kenzie is hungry February 9, 2021