Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!

The Squirrel ate the nut.

by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

Dirt Nut

A commonly known dirty person with the qualities off the male ball sack ..

Chick1: She just licked my face and I enjoyed it!
Chick2: Eww you dirt nut!

by Clitorusondra September 11, 2009

Monkey Nuts

“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models

“The AR got monkey nuts and a cotter on it”

by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021

ball nut fart

A ball nut fart is when your penis splits down the middle all the way down to your ball sack and your balls hand down by a thread.

Some rando: you wanna do a ball nut fart?
Other dude: ok.

by Skibiti scroutum April 19, 2024

Hamster nuts

They're fucking huge they're fucking girthy they're the biggest fattest fucking nuts you'll ever see you'll gargle them and you'll love them

OH FUCK YEAH I LOVE THEM HAMSTER NUTS

by Cocklord69cum November 4, 2021

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016