Monkey time 

It's Time to get freaky!!

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: be there in a second.

Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey time 

It's freaky time.

Boyfriend: hey baby it's "monkey time".
Girlfriend: ok be there in a sec ;).

Monkey time by Anonymous5926 November 27, 2022

Monkey 

greatest thing to ever exist and they will steal ur girl and eat their ass while u cry and wish to be monke too. they are also god and created everything.

guy1 : i want to be monkey too
guy2 : its impossible to be such a magnificent god

Monkey by bootybitchesandbacon6969 November 29, 2022

Monkey 

The term "monkey" is a derogatory term used for saiyans or people of saiyan descent

"Hohoho hello monkeys"

Monkey by RealFreezer December 1, 2022

Monkey 

When you see one of these cotton pickers tell them about how you fucked their mom last night

"Hey Jamal, you sure are a monkey!"
Jamal:"fuck off albino"

Monkey by I♡hotmonkeys December 12, 2022

monkey 

sewy guy

this monkey stole my balls

monkey by sewy69 December 14, 2022

monkey tail 

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.

Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.

monkey tail by mehmet oz December 15, 2022