Band kid

A lad by the name of Clover

"Yeah, Clover is 100% a Band Kid"

by anonymous1567201 September 22, 2022

Green anaconda kid

blaaaaat

green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA

us - ok pop off I guess

by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021

iPad Kid

Pretty girls named Allie who play Plants vs. Zombies

Allie is an iPad Kid because she is pretty and plays Plants vs. Zombies

by Allie #1 Fan July 26, 2021

Sus kid

Sus kid is a kid that plays among us with other kids and likes to say sus a lot.

Damn bro, that kid is such a Sus kid!!1!!!!1!

by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022

Backpack Kid

A short and annoying person that runs around school with a backpack which is disproportionately large for their size.

“Lmao bro, Aleks was such a fucking backpack kid in middle school”

by Lobster Money May 23, 2025

sephora kids

one of the most annoying group of gen alphas ever, they're usually girls and they take trips to Sephora regularly to get skincare & makeup that's not even meant for them. they also harass the employees & random strangers

me: *taking a thing of retinol from sephora*
sephora kids: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE RETINOL!!!!11!
me: bruh

by cooolestpersonalive July 2, 2024

kid cruncher

A large truck or SUV built for American streets after 2020.
Common features include tall fronts with hoods that are nearly flat, such as the 2022 Ford F150.

I was walking to the park yesterday with little Susie and a kid cruncher ran a stop sign and nearly killed her!

by Janatan September 6, 2023