The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.
*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“
Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“
(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)
Friend: “your band sucks ass“
Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“
(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)
by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

Yo PETHS be filled with bare wasteyutes fam. 95% of the school is asian and are either wannabe toronto mans or are nerdy asl. And dont even get me started on these brownies fam. They b using the n word all da time like they from jane and finch but they miyutes ong. The crossroad kids be acting like they own da place and the caf kids musty af styll. The music hall filled with stanky ass nerds who tryna play tuff and the shordys be merked af.
Toronto Mans: Yo where can I find dem bomb ass cookies?
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
Other Toronto Mans: I heard they was in the pierre elliot trudeau high school caf ahlie?
Nerd: Did you guys finish the science homework?
Toronto Mans: Shut yo bum ass up crodie.
by bomboclautpusseater April 26, 2024

A shitty school in a shitty town. Connected to aspen ridge which houses the most annoying little fuckers ever. Westwood just has the more grown up fuckers. From emo girls to racists wearing baseball caps you know you're in for the glory hole in the mens locker room.
Person 1: What is going on?
Person 2: Just getting butt fucked in the mens locker room at Westwood High School in Ishpeming MI
Person 2: Just getting butt fucked in the mens locker room at Westwood High School in Ishpeming MI
by mrgabeitch March 11, 2023

One of the 3 big schools located in boring ass town of Rochester Michigan. Students are not very diverse they consist of rich white kids, poor white kids, tegan, black kids that think they are in the mud, emo kids, gay kids, and normal. Techers are also not very diverse they consist of pregnant white teachers, pedo male teacher, teacher that sexually assaults sped kid. The sports teams are also very mid (aka they suck ass) There are also many drugs that circulate through the school such as weed, lsd, and the occasional hereon. Over all its a very normal rich kid school.
also see Adams High School and Stoney Creek High School
also see Adams High School and Stoney Creek High School
by ILOveTgean October 17, 2021

GHETTO~ this school is ghetto, watch out for rats they are in the roof and classrooms also be prepared for dogs! they come in and look for weed sense 7th graders like to smoke weed! #run from the rats while you can. some of the teachers are pedos! be ready for fights almost every day, be aware of the expose pages you dont wanna end up on there. be aware that everything you do officer jonier is watching !!
lamar jr high school.. my sister went to school fell asleep in class and woke up with rat bites on her face 😡
by ur mom 😍😩 October 14, 2021

you only hear about it once in a while on the news. for ya know, being racist, bomb threats, etc. where you will be lit on fire if the name pennridge leaves your mouth, yet almost everyone dated someone from there. where every bathroom is either locked, flooded, or hotboxed. where the chef’s room is almost lit ablaze everyday. where the freshman locker pod is a place where only the truly desperate go. where you lose track of how many pregnant sophomores you’ve passed in a day. but for some reasons, the students love it there.
“have you ever seen that hot, humble guy from quakertown high school?”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”
“no, i don’t believe in fairytales jessica”
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.
by King_Organic September 10, 2021
