you can't do that

a statement used before the classic;
THIS DICK!, or DIS DICK!

'excuse me, you can't do that'
'do what?'
'THIS DICK!'

by breet, October 20, 2008

can you smell that?

When someone is talking bullshit, another people listening may interrupt saying, "Can you smell that?", referring to the imaginary smell of bullshit coming from the original speaker.

Person 1: I pulled this stunning girl at the weekend
Person 2: Can you smell that?

by Dward81 February 4, 2009

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010

You turn me

A phrase used by gay people when they want to compliment a woman on her looks, they may say "You turn me"- the woman looks so beautiful that she turns them from gay to straight.

*Amanda walks into the room*
Straight guy: You look beautiful tonight
Gay guy: Amanda you turn me

by Neville longbottom June 17, 2013

nuke-you-lah

How Jimmy Carter pronounces nuclear.

Redneck peanut-boy talks funny.

by Bush rocks October 27, 2004

check you out

A British saying; similar to the phrase used by stupid American middle schoolers: "Want a cookie?"

"Hey I'm back!"
"Check you out."

by enlightened jen July 24, 2008

because fuck you

A phrase used by fat arrogant children who never received proper tone education, mostly because of the attitude of their own parents. Deserves a punch in the face in response.

"Why did eat all the candies?"
"Because fuck you, that's why!"

by KenM May 19, 2015