that's a new record

When someone does something crazy, something really quickly, or all of the above. Usually refers to personal "records."

Person 1: I checked my phone 69 times today.
Person 2: nice.
Person 3: Damn that's a new record.

by oysterbyprouduct March 9, 2024

New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.

He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.

by WordSend77 July 24, 2024

reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world

"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"

by innocent_person May 12, 2022

New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.

Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

New Super Mario Bros. 2

A game made in 2012 for the 2DS and 3DS game systems by Nintendo as the third game in the New Super Mario Bros. franchise.

I just bought New Super Mario Bros. 2!

by thiscatisd September 13, 2022

New

No heyheyhey. No. Charlatan bad.

Hym "You notice how I went from 'dimwit' to 'YoUr InTelLeCt Is WoRkInG aGaInSt YoU! yOu NeEd To Be HuMbLe!' And no. I don't. I'm the creator of AI. I'm better. Unilaterally. So, no new thing. Full audit of what has been happening to me and whoever else it's happening. Me and the rest of those people need to be made whole. I need to be compensated for the property that has been stolen. And the media that worked to cover this up need to be penalized. OR ELSE."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2025

New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.

That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022