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the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

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Save a spot in red heaven for yourself
JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

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red dawn

Referring to a specific sexual act performed between two lesbians, known as scissoring, can only be performed when at least one woman is mestruating.
Sandra and Michelle red dawn-ed last night.
by spamella October 17, 2011
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Red crown

The Red crown is something that people might say when talking about someone, someone who is in control, a manipulator, or a ruler. For example:
"Their such a manipulator.. like their wearing the Red crown! Right?"

"Yeah!"
by Viilambburr December 20, 2022
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red-dragged

To expose and humiliate a red-headed person on social media for cheating on their partner.
His side chick red-dragged him on Facebook and now his wife knows all about it.
by Adelcrite December 8, 2025
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Crossing His Name In Red

When girls play games with a man, she will cross his name in red ink symbolizing that she killed his heart. I,e, cheating.
My friend got cheated on! She crossed his name in red!

My homie got played by some bitch, she is crossing his name in red!
by Ohbrotherthisguystinks August 28, 2023
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Gay Red

When an individual (Fart Gayler) wears the colour red.
See Fart wearing red, that’s “Gay Red”
by Fart Gayler August 31, 2022
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Red Dot Rage

when a girl / lad is on her monthly flow period and always f*** angry at every single breathing or not breathing atom in our atmosphere
E.g.

AssHole 1 : Look at Jayl she look sad lets make her happy
AssHole 2 : If i were you i will not shes on Red Dot Rage
Asshole 1 : Oh.... okay ! i dont wanna die early
by MadefakaAmericano! OLie! March 12, 2016
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