penis

something Tommy says three times in a row everyday to get girls but doesn't get girls because hes a kindergartner.

penis penis penis!

by your big boing sis July 5, 2018

penis

funny shapes on men

he has a large penis.

by _lupical May 22, 2022

Octopus Penis

A word which causes an instantaneous death to the receiver but also causes instant gratification to the sender

jerry: hey bob
bob: what
jery: octopus penis
obb: fuck *kills self*

by octopicock April 15, 2022

Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it

Wanna do the Penis cutter later ?

by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021

three penis wine

A mix of tiger, rhino, shark, and possibly human penis made into a clear white wine and given as gifts and recommendations to their foreign counterparts.

Man my co worker got me hooked on the three penis wine I couldn’t even feel my penis!

by Mark tawang October 20, 2021

penis

something that trans men (like myself) wish they had.

guy 1: my penis is bigger than yours.
guy 2: literally ded, sobbing

by trannymaxine January 31, 2022

penis

your prob 12 living in your moms basement if you think this is funny, and or you in the back of a classroom with your to buddy's going "lEt'S lOoK uP pEnIs" you not funny. (also its what your mom loves)

Your mother loves sucking my penis.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022