Tom Matthews

An absolute gimp who nobody likes. This gorm is only in the friend group to be abused and laughed at.

I like Tom Matthews but fuck Tom Matthews

by gwizzy726 October 17, 2025

No matter what happens

See? That's how you know it ISN'T that. Because if the thing that happens is "Not fucking the retard instead of me" then there is no hated going anywhere. In that case everything is as it should be.

Hym "And what you're doing is saying 'Well, yeah that one thing IS happening but, hey, he tied his own fucking shoes! Right? So he just can't win!' And that is not even a partially accurate assessment what what is going on here. There is A LOT both of them could have done there to keep themselves beneath contempt. Invading my privacy and fucking a retard instead of me are not great ways to get me to not hate you. I don't think that is unreasonable. So it's not 'no matter what happens.' It's if THIS SPECIFIC THING happens then yes I'm done with you."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2025

Dark Matter Clothing

Dark Matter Clothing is a gothic streetwear brand inspired by the unseen, the forbidden, and the cosmic void. It blends demonology, occult symbolism, and shadow-themed imagery with modern alternative fashion. The brand represents those who feel connected to darkness not as evil, but as power, individuality, and mystery.

Dark Matter focuses on:
• Bold, demonic-themed artwork
• Occult sigils and gothic typography
• Dark, high-contrast color palettes
• Underground, anti-mainstream identity
• Clothing for people who embrace the shadows instead of running from them

Its mission is to give people in the gothic and alternative community a way to express their darker side through art, symbolism, and clothing that stands out.
Made by Riyn Manson

Dark matter clothing is very hood gothic

by Dark Matter Clothing November 17, 2025

The Mattoon Minister

Gay man sex in a church bathroom so loud that everyone can hear it.

Those two dudes just ran into church and gave them all The Mattoon Minister!

by Bob Loblaw Nohabla December 3, 2025

pulling a matty

verb:
to continuously fail your chosen university papers.

to take 4 years to finish a 3 year degree

Keefe: When does benny graduate?
Ryan: He's pulling a matty so i dunno

by Ryan Gultiano December 28, 2008

The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.

Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!

by captain jeff January 30, 2008

Doing a Mattrick

Verb, Fucking up a global company then legging it.

Don mattrick ruined the xbox empire and tried to save it. Doing a mattrick

by Alpackakid July 28, 2013